Dearest Girls!
I am about to admit to a very embarrassing incident that occurred over the weekend. The only reason I am fessing up to this is to save you from the same embarrassment, which is indeed traumatizing and one that I would wish on no girl (well, maybe just AmberLee - my high school nemesis and all-around mean girl). But I digress...

Anyhoo, I was shopping (natch - I do it every weekend!) for fabu footwear and lovely new spring fashions. While trying on shoes at my favorite little boutique I found myself sitting down to try on shoes, then standing up to walk around and see how they felt (and admire them in the full length mirror, of course!), then sitting down again to try on more shoes. All that sitting down and standing up had a somewhat detrimental effect on my, um, panties and I ended up with a wedgie (yikes!). I tried to dislodge said wedgie with nonchalant discretion and a few (ineffective) wiggles of the derrière, and after much shuffling about I very casually walked to the back of the shop, bent down as if to examine the handbags on a low shelf and as I stood up I quickly snapped my panties back into their upright and locked position. As I nimbly and quickly turned around I walked right smack into a sales clerk, arms loaded with merchandise, and shoes and boxes went flying. Apologizing profusely I stooped to help her gather up the spilled goodies. She smiled, thanked me, paused for a moment then looked at me knowingly and said, "You know, I have a solution to your little, um, problem." As my face colored to a deep shade of crimson she laughed softly and said, "Believe me, I have been there too! But I discovered
Hanes No Ride-Up panties and I am completely wedgie free!"
Girls, you have got to check these out! In fact, you have got to check out the hilarious video of Sarah Chalke (Elliot from
Scrubs) and her "
wedgie dance"! It will bring tears of laughter (and commiseration!) to your eyes. Anyhoo, I snapped up several pair of these wonderful wedgie-free panties and I adore them! I'm a girl who likes a little coverage (thongs scare me) in the derrière-area so the
bikinis and high-cuts are perfection indeed. 100% breathable cotton, extremely flattering and they won't ride-up! Give them a try and you, too, will be wedgie-free!